Bags of Crap
C’mon, you didn’t think we’d make you endure all those battery packs and then make the BOC sales fake, didja? Actually, that sounds exactly like something we’d do. But not today, friend. Not today. If you manage to get an order in, and we accept it, and you don’t do anything foolish like move house or die in the next few weeks, crap shall be yours...
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Then you put the bag of crap on someone's front door step, light and ring the doorbell....then run around to their back door. They open the front door, stomp out the fire as you ring the back doorbell...and they track crap through the house racing to answer it....see?